Energy Pills Hamburger

December 29th, 2008

Have you ever taken a bite of an energy pills hamburger? I highly suggest it if you like the taste of ephedra weight loss. The special sauce is a combination of diet and energy pills and ketchup. It might sound gross, but I’ll punch you in the face with effective diet pills glued to my knuckles if you doubt the delicious of hamburger mixed with energy weight loss diet pill. Rekkanize!

Energy Pill Sandwich

December 29th, 2008

I ate an energy pill sandwich once, and it was delicious! This sandwich just oozed with the best diet pills and it was complimented by its taste of weight loss energy pill. If you don’t know what that tastes like, just imagine a combination of the best energy pill and energy diet pills. BAM! You’ve got a sandwich!

The Best Energy Pills in History

December 29th, 2008

History is full of a lot of stuff, it’s also full of the best energy pills. Lincoln took energy pills. Ghengis Khan? You better believe he took energy diet pills! He would cram 278 of the best energy diet pills down his blood thirsty throat. Benjamin Franklin did not know what an energy diet pill was, that’s why he was so fat.

Best Energy Pill, No Way!

December 29th, 2008

Yes way. I’m talking about the best energy pill. This energy pill can do just about anything! Wash your car, mow your lawn, cram 873 energy diet pills down your dog’s throat. What can’t it do? Well, it can’t run for president because the best energy pills are all born in Canada. The last time I checked, an energy diet pill that was born in Canada can’t run for president, eh.

Finding the best dietary supplement in the world.

December 8th, 2008

I’m looking for the best dietary supplement for old people. I’m old but I still want a dietary supplement. They say you need to be young and kind of fat for dietary supplements, but my opinion on dietary supplement health would rock thee youngsters! The key to natural dietary supplement success is finding a good herbal dietary supplement. If you’re looking for a quicker acting weight loss dietary supplement, you might want something stronger and less natural. As an old person I like vitamins dietary supplement, know what I mean?

Can you make the best diet supplement around out of grass and mulch? I can.

December 8th, 2008

I hear a lot of hype about which is the best diet supplement of all of the diet supplements on the market. But when I’m weighing in (haha) on my fave diet supplement, I have to go with that in my own yard. You could spend a lot on fancy weight loss diet supplements, or get liposuction and hope you never need another weight loss diet supplement. The truth about diet and supplements is that it’s all in your head! So you may as well empty out your lawn mower and slap a label that says diet nutrition supplement on it. You get your diet pill supplement, I’ll get some grass. From my yard. Not like a hippy.

I hate spelling xenadrine.

December 8th, 2008

I like xenadrine, in theory, until I tried reading/writing about it. What is xenadrine rfa? How is it different from xenadrine rfa 1? Who even comes up with these drug names? Like cytodyne xenadrine or xenadrine ephedra! What the crap? Don’t even get me started on stupid xenadrine nrg! I would like to buy xenadrine but I don’t wan to buy xenadrine rfa! I guess I’ll miss out on the xenadrine diet until I figure out what’s actually in it.

Upset with ZCA stack.

December 8th, 2008

I looked at ZCA Stack in an ad and read a zca stack review. What a laugh! ZCA stack reviews? More likeĀ  ZCA lameviews! I heard that you could really make zca stack work with the right diet and exercise. So I went out to buy zca stack and try the zca stack diet first hand! However, now that I got it home it says, “Men’s Formula.” Can I buy zca stack and use it safely as a woman? I’m all for zca stack, but I’m mad if it’s only for dudes.

Alli!

December 1st, 2008

Alli com is the best military weapon the whole world has ever seen! Alli Com can explode a whole country if it really wanted to. With the power to make a whole nation poop their pants? Yeah, powerful! That’s one of its many alli side effects. This weapon will alli weight loss all over your face, and alli diet pill all over your dog’s face, and probably even your cat’s face as well!

Lipo 6 Goes to the Zoo

December 1st, 2008

One fine day Nutrex lipo 6 decided that he wanted to go to the zoo and kidnap a gorilla! Little did Lipo 6 know is that gorillas love to take Lipo 6 ephedra and that’s what keeps them in their gorilla shape. Nutrex research lipo 6 even says this, and it even says it in many Lipo 6 reviews and to not go near gorillas. Well, he got eaten.