Posts Tagged ‘energy diet pill’

The Best Energy Pills in History

Monday, December 29th, 2008

History is full of a lot of stuff, it’s also full of the best energy pills. Lincoln took energy pills. Ghengis Khan? You better believe he took energy diet pills! He would cram 278 of the best energy diet pills down his blood thirsty throat. Benjamin Franklin did not know what an energy diet pill was, that’s why he was so fat.

Best Energy Pill, No Way!

Monday, December 29th, 2008

Yes way. I’m talking about the best energy pill. This energy pill can do just about anything! Wash your car, mow your lawn, cram 873 energy diet pills down your dog’s throat. What can’t it do? Well, it can’t run for president because the best energy pills are all born in Canada. The last time I checked, an energy diet pill that was born in Canada can’t run for president, eh.

My Uncle Uses This New Energy Pill

Monday, December 1st, 2008

He uses an energy diet pill. I’m not sure if you’re familiar. The yellow jacket energy pill gives you pill energy better than any other. Its a breakthrough weight loss energy pill. He says its one of the best energy diet pills on the market.